My dramatic morning

Today I got up for work as usual. Dragged my feet to the kitchen wearing Tim's fluffy tiger slippers *so warm. Tried opening a box of cereal with a knife. and guess what.

I cut myself =.= and it just wouldn't stop bleeding. Blood was just dripping all over the sink, and then I blacked out. Sigh, my body is useless when it comes to pain and blood. A good reason why I didn't do med.

When I got up, slumped on the couch, I called the pharmacy to tell them I was gonna be late. Then the next person I thought of was Tim. I could only manage a text before the next black out. Tim called, and obviously sounded worried, and called the ambulance.

So you know what to expect next. The ambulance ppl came knocking on the door. The first thing they said was " Is there a damsel in distress " in a sarcastic voice. HAHA! Apparently, my cut didn't need stitches, the bleeding stopped (which was good) , and one of the paramedics was telling me that he used to be a butcher and he gets cuts like these all the time. *Thanks man.. I get it. Am I not embarrassed enough?Its not my fault my body reacts like that.

 So yeah, this sums up my very dramatic morning. The peeps at the pharmacy thought it was funny. It is actually if you kinda think of it :) oh well. What can i say?