Why you should never piss off an asian

Why would you? It'll be like digging your own grave *based on personal experience , both the receiving and giving end.

1. They'll karate chop your friendship . or whatever that's left of it.
2. Asians are like calm waters. You don't know whats lurking underneath.
3. If you give em shit, they'll give you back 10 times more. They multiply everything. eg: look at China
4. Asians are damn smart. sometimes scarily smart. Piss them off, and they could be already planning to take over your business etc .
5. Asians thrive on criticism. So if you're thinking of making them feel bad by calling them names etc. Think again. They could be your future boss.  
6. If they want it, they get it. No questions asked. scary! 

* LOL . Honestly, asians aren't that bad. I just made it up. Well, some of them :P

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